new years resolution

In the past year it has been brought to my attention that I am not keeping up with the times. I consider myself tho be a pretty cool person. I am 37 years old and I still feel like I am 20. Their are some aspects of my life in which I certainly act 20 years old. I still watch MTV on a regular basis. I still listen to the most current music and I am up to date on popculture. Here is the problem. I know nothing about technology. I don't blog, text, IM or any of that other stuff. My daughter Mackenzie (11 years old) recentley got caught making a crank phone call with her girlfriends from her cell phone. I was so angry with her. In my fury I took the cell phone away and gave her a list of privlages that had just been stripped from her devient little hands. With my hands shaking I said "What else has this little brat been doing with this phone." I told her "I will check every call and every text you have ever sent young lady!!!" I sent her away and opened up the phone. Scrathing my head I thought what the hell do I do now! I had know idea how to see what this little punk was up to. I can't ask her how to retrieve the mesages. Do I ask her little sisters? No!! Then they will know I am incompetent. So what did I do. I faked it and I hoped for the best. She is only 11 what could she possibly be texting about. I know this is irresponsible parenting hence my New Years Resolution! I am going to become technologically savy in 2009!!! I thought this blog would be a great start. Hope you enjoy.